| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Xmas Lights Are Like Epstein Ugly Christmas Sweater
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| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 35 |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
KID BASEBALL JERSEY (cm)
| SIZE | CHEST | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| 6M | 27.94 | 35.56 |
| 12M | 30.48 | 38.10 |
| 2T | 34.29 | 40.64 |
| 3T | 35.56 | 43.18 |
| 4T | 36.83 | 45.72 |
| 6Y | 38.1 | 49.53 |
| 8Y | 40.64 | 52.07 |
| 10Y | 43.18 | 55.88 |
| Youth S | 45.72 | 58.42 |
| Youth M | 48.26 | 60.96 |
| Youth L | 50.8 | 63.50 |
ADULT BASEBALL JERSEY (inch)
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SLEEVE | SHOULDER |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.5 | 20 | 9 | 19 |
| S | 27.5 | 21 | 9 | 20 |
| M | 28.5 | 22 | 9.5 | 20 |
| L | 29.5 | 23 | 9.5 | 20.5 |
| XL | 30.5 | 24.5 | 9.8 | 21 |
| 2XL | 31.5 | 25.5 | 9.8 | 21 |
| 3XL | 32.5 | 26.5 | 10 | 21.5 |
| 4XL | 33.5 | 27 | 10 | 22.5 |
| 5XL | 34.5 | 27.5 | 10.6 | 23.5 |
ADULT UNISEX FOOTBALL JERSEY (inch)
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SLEEVE |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 29 | 35 | 11 |
| M | 30 | 39 | 12 |
| L | 31 | 43 | 13 |
| XL | 32 | 47 | 13 |
| 2XL | 33 | 51 | 14 |
| 3XL | 34 | 55 | 14 |
| 4XL | 35 | 59 | 15 |
| 5XL | 36 | 63 | 15 |
| 6XL | 37 | 66 | 16 |
ADULT BASKETBALL JERSEY (inch)
| Size (inch) | Length | Bust | Bottom |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.5 | 40 | 40 |
| M | 28.5 | 43 | 43 |
| L | 29 | 46 | 46 |
| XL | 30 | 50 | 50 |
| 2XL | 31 | 53 | 53 |
| 3XL | 31.5 | 56 | 56 |
| 4XL | 32 | 59 | 59 |
| 5XL | 33 | 62 | 62 |
| 6XL | 34 | 65 | 65 |
YOUTH BASKETBALL JERSEY (inch)
| Size (inch) | Length | Bust | Bottom |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 23 | 30 | 30 |
| M | 24 | 32 | 32 |
| L | 26 | 35 | 35 |
| XL | 26.5 | 37 | 37 |
| SIZE | LENGTH (in) | BUST (in) | SHOULDER (in) | SLEEVE (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 47 | 21 | 25 |
| M | 28 | 50 | 22 | 25 |
| L | 28 | 54 | 23 | 26 |
| XL | 29 | 56 | 24 | 27 |
| XXL | 30 | 59 | 25 | 27 |
| 3XL | 31 | 62 | 26 | 28 |
| 4XL | 31 | 65 | 26 | 28 |
| 5XL | 31 | 67 | 27 | 29 |
| SIZE | LENGTH (cm) | BUST (cm) | SHOULDER (cm) | SLEEVE (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 70 | 120 | 54 | 63 |
| M | 71 | 128 | 56 | 64 |
| L | 72 | 136 | 58 | 66 |
| XL | 74 | 143 | 60 | 67 |
| XXL | 76 | 150 | 63 | 69 |
| 3XL | 78 | 158 | 65 | 70 |
| 4XL | 79 | 165 | 67 | 72 |
| 5XL | 80 | 170 | 69 | 73 |
| US SIZE | WAIST (in) | LENGTH (in) | HIPS (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.5 | 38 | 37 |
| M | 28.5 | 39 | 39 |
| L | 29 | 39 | 40 |
| XL | 30 | 40 | 42 |
| 2XL | 31 | 41 | 44 |
| 3XL | 31.5 | 42 | 46 |
| 4XL | 32 | 43 | 49 |
| 5XL | 32.5 | 44 | 51 |
| US SIZE | WAIST (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | HIPS (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 70 | 96 | 94 |
| M | 72 | 98 | 98 |
| L | 74 | 100 | 102 |
| XL | 76 | 102 | 106 |
| 2XL | 78 | 104 | 112 |
| 3XL | 80 | 106 | 118 |
| 4XL | 82 | 109 | 124 |
| 5XL | 84 | 112 | 130 |
Due to manual measurement, there will be an error of 1-3 cm.
| US SIZE | LENGTH (in) | BUST (in) | SHOULDER (in) | SLEEVE (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 | 42 | 17.5 | 24.6 |
| M | 27 | 45 | 18.5 | 25 |
| L | 28 | 48 | 19.5 | 25.7 |
| XL | 29 | 52 | 20.5 | 26.2 |
| 2XL | 30 | 56 | 21.5 | 26.5 |
| 3XL | 31 | 59 | 22.4 | 26.9 |
| 4XL | 32 | 63 | 23.4 | 27.2 |
| 5XL | 33 | 67 | 24.4 | 27.6 |
| US SIZE | LENGTH (cm) | BUST (cm) | SHOULDER (cm) | SLEEVE (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 66.04 | 106.68 | 44.45 | 62.48 |
| M | 68.58 | 114.30 | 46.99 | 63.50 |
| L | 71.12 | 121.92 | 49.53 | 65.27 |
| XL | 73.66 | 132.08 | 50.8 | 66.54 |
| 2XL | 76.2 | 142.24 | 54.61 | 67.31 |
| 3XL | 78.74 | 149.86 | 56.89 | 68.32 |
| 4XL | 81.28 | 160.02 | 59.43 | 69.08 |
| 5XL | 83.82 | 170.18 | 61.97 | 70.10 |
| SIZE | Clothing Length (cm) | Shoulder Width (cm) | Bust (cm) | Hem (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) | Cuff (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 65 | 42.3 | 101 | 101 | 55 | 26 |
| M | 67 | 44.3 | 105 | 105 | 56 | 26.5 |
| L | 69 | 46.3 | 109 | 109 | 57 | 27 |
| XL | 71 | 48.3 | 113 | 113 | 58 | 27.5 |
| 2XL | 73 | 50.3 | 117 | 117 | 59 | 28 |
| 3XL | 75 | 52.3 | 121 | 121 | 60 | 28.5 |
| 4XL | 77 | 54.3 | 125 | 125 | 61 | 29 |
| 5XL | 79 | 56.3 | 129 | 129 | 62 | 29.5 |
| US Size | EU Size | Length (in) | Length (mm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| US5.5 | EU36 | 9.45 | 240 |
| US6 | EU37 | 9.69 | 246 |
| US7 | EU38 | 9.96 | 253 |
| US8 | EU39 | 10.2 | 260 |
| US9 | EU40 | 10.5 | 267 |
| US10 | EU41 | 10.7 | 273 |
| US11 | EU42 | 11 | 280 |
| US11.5 | EU43 | 11.3 | 287 |
| US12 | EU44 | 11.5 | 293 |
| US Size | EU Size | Length (in) | Length (mm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| US5 | EU38 | 9.96 | 253 |
| US6 | EU39 | 10.2 | 260 |
| US7 | EU40 | 10.5 | 267 |
| US7.5 | EU41 | 10.7 | 273 |
| US8.5 | EU42 | 11 | 280 |
| US9.5 | EU43 | 11.3 | 287 |
| US10 | EU44 | 11.5 | 293 |
| US11 | EU45 | 11.8 | 300 |
| US12 | EU46 | 12 | 307 |
| US13 | EU47 | 12.3 | 313 |
| US14 | EU48 | 12.6 | 320 |
| US Size | EU Size | Insole Length (mm) |
|---|---|---|
| 5.5 | 36 | 240 |
| 6 | 37 | 246 |
| 7 | 38 | 253 |
| 8 | 39 | 260 |
| 9 | 40 | 266 |
| 10 | 41 | 273 |
| 11 | 42 | 280 |
| 11.5 | 43 | 286 |
| 12 | 44 | 293 |
| US Size | EU Size | Insole Length (mm) |
|---|---|---|
| 5 | 38 | 253 |
| 6 | 39 | 260 |
| 7 | 40 | 266 |
| 7.5 | 41 | 273 |
| 8.5 | 42 | 280 |
| 9.5 | 43 | 286 |
| 10 | 44 | 293 |
| 11 | 45 | 300 |
| 12 | 46 | 306 |
| 13 | 47 | 313 |
| 14 | 48 | 320 |
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